Chad's Quotes

"Swine is a type of bird" (CB)

"No it's not"

"Oh wait that's a SWAN" -Chad 

"what is that old man smoking? It smells good." -Chad 

"If an old lady buys some jelly, what do they expect" -Chad

"your monkey has a fuck hole?"
"Well I wouldn't call it a fuck hole" -Chad

"Do you know how to read? Then shut up!" -Chad

"I treat my ladies with respect I don’t whip out the belt, ----Like Chris Brown hit Rianna I wonda how that felt" -Chad

(while reading Chad's history on his laptop, Steven Hickey said) "Chad you vist Redtube more than google?" -Steven

"Dude I would be whipped by her."
"You're whipped by every girl."
"No I would literally let her whip me." -Chad

(speaking with the Surewest representative about our wireless) "I'm pretty technical with terms" -Chad 

The Chronicles of Chad

Chad is an extremely unique human being. He brings joy into the life of everyone who gets the pleasure of knowing him. He is ridiculous, funny, random, and a great musician.

I am Nick and I will be documenting the life and times of Chad. If this blog is half as entertaining as living with Chad is, than it will be a success. Enjoy all the quotes, videos, and stories of Chad's life.

Hopefully MTV will be inspired and create a reality show.